Crack in your wall
When your a kid, they tell you it's all...Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder... and so much
BETTER!!!


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officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars
2 hours ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 41,445 notes

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

2 hours ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 125,917 notes

synchronizedlameness:

today after school my friend had a paper of her poetry and one of my other friends took it and rolled the paper up and hit the first friend in the face, and I said “guys it’s a poetry slam” and they lost it

5 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 3 notes
7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 4,627 notes

nostology:

you wanna go punk??? *cracks knuckles* oh my god *crying* i think i broke my finger

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 24,169 notes

wolfbuttz:

themarilives:

wolfbuttz:

My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful

Minor

image

renovation

image

I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers

omfg

you could bury bodies down there

I could bury my landlord down there

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 107,415 notes
7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 87,622 notes

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 246,892 notes

too-relieved-to-grieve:

lottipod:

jane-i-need-ur-help:

leannecswizzle:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG

LOL

what the actual fuck

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 361,842 notes
7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 346,681 notes
an-owls-eye:


gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 501,796 notes

roomforfamily:

LOVELY ARTIES by halcyon0205

Many thanks to wlfgrrl for posting dat dark!Elsa. I’ve been searching for that source 5evr

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 7,442 notes

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 90,027 notes

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 87,171 notes

theprincessofarendelle:

Cinderella references in Enchanted
7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 994 notes