As I’ve mentioned before, I am trying to put together a 10-year anniversary edition of my first book, Lost at Sea (which came out in December 2003, so you do the math!)
I was thinking it would be cute to have some reader testimonials on the back or inside the book, so if you really connected with Lost at Sea, please send me a tumblr note, or email me (email@example.com) with a brief paragraph, preferably 100 words or less, plus a first name and last initial (ie “Bryan O.”) and I’ll try to select a few for the book!
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out a lot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
I fucking ship this so hard. OMGF sdfkjughlsg;h
FUCKING HELL PUT THE FUCKING SOURCE (X)
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
'Girl picking up girls'
everyone needs to watch this
I love the girl who says “Why the fuck not?”
“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”
“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”
I AM SO DONE
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
That was a good hour.
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes